When you’re out of ideas and it comes down to books or candles, always go for books for Christmas!
With all the pinching, punching, first-of-the-monthing yesterday I didn’t get a chance to write this post, but at last here we are. It can be insanely hard to choose a book to give to
the person you only just realised you need a gift for after all the booklover in your life. Who knows what they’ve read? Heaven knows you probably stopped listening to the storylines of what they read way back in January. Fear not panic-buyer, I’m here to help.
For the Feminist/Teenage Boy
Asking for It by Louise O’Neill.
I’ve mentioned this one before on the blog when I read it back in September. Although it’s not exactly a Christmassy read it’s absolutely one of the funniest, most thought-provoking, and challenging (in terms of worldview as opposed to heavy literature) books I’ve picked up this year. Set in small town Ireland, the story delves into the Social Media-driven lives of Irish teenagers and, of course, all that the title implies. Feminist for obvious reasons but also a must read for a teenage boy coming of age in this curious time when no means yes and sex is the new handshake.
For the One Who “Saw THAT Coming”
With this year being the centenary of the Queen of Murder, I want to say ANYTHING by Agatha Christie, but I’ll not leave the library of tomes to you with so little guidance. Without a doubt, And Then There Were None is one of my favourite murder mysteries. Equal parts chilling, darkly funny, and utterly gripping, Christie managed to create a plot no one could have predicted. Even if they have seen one of the multitude of adaptions of this (especially if it was the most recent BBC adaption starring Aiden Turner), it’s bound to please.
For the Guy Who Only Reads Classics but Needs to Branch Out
I’ve raved about Barry to every Tom, Dick, and Ali since I first picked up A Long Long Way last year as part of my bookclub and every time I recommend it, or any of Barry’s other works, I am met at first with scepticism and then, once they’ve finished, that satisfactory feeling that comes when someone tells you they loved what you recommended. Of course, I can’t take credit for this recommendation as it (as usual) came from J, my significant otter, and you know, the Costa Book of the Year Award which Barry won in 2008 for The Secret Scripture. So, if you’re worried that your bookworm in need of branching out has already dipped into the titles mentioned, you could also opt for his new book, Days Without End, which was only just released in October by Faber and Faber. I’ve not read it but given that Barry’s prose reads like poetry, this is bound to be a treat.
For the One Who Loves a Good Pleasure Read
Not everyone wants to read a book that feels more like a job than the 8 hours they get paid for every day. We at TheCrackedSpine know this most of all, both of us having rather hectic schedules. I have a tip for this too, because sometimes light reads are trite reads, and no one needs that for Christmas, not after the year we collectively have had in 2016. In 2015, that halcyon bygone era, I happened upon a recommendation for We Are All Completely Beside Ourselves by Karen Joy Fowler and just picked it up as a distraction from the commute to and from work. A fascinating story of a somewhat dysfunctional family of two psychologists, I was hooked and the book only distracted me from the bus fumes for 3 days.
For the Hopeless Romantic
Another commute read for me, perhaps more a cynic than romantic, Aziz Ansari’s (of Parks and Rec as well as Master of None) interesting investigation into the online dating world thoroughly entertained. I will put my hand up and say I listened to this one because Aziz himself is reading it. The comic timing of the book would surely not be lost in print but Ansari really made this book come to life in his voiceover. If you have a Tinder-holic or amatuer angler on Plenty of Fish in your house, pick this up as a stocking filler.
So there you have it ladies and gents, Moz’s top 5 gift recommendations for the last minute stocking fillers. I hope your Christmas shopping is quick and easy, preferably online, and certainly not happening on the 26th.
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